Obama has promised a lot. The people who voted for him are counting on it. But we have a huge problem with fraud, identity theft, and illegal immigration out there. Technology now exists where tattoos can be put on the body that are only visible via infrared light…like the scanners at the grocery store.
The controversy over phony voter registrations became a big election issue this last go ’round. But tattoos identifying precisely who you are would solve many of those identification problems at the polling booth as well as ANY other location throughout society where identification and validation of the person was necessary.
So you know you love Obama. Imagine his smiling face coming on the television to tell you about his innovative new program to send certain Americans stimulus checks but he needs to validate who you really are before his representative would hand you the check.
And for middle income Americans, he wants to give you a TAX BREAK like he promised, but to identify who you are to make sure you qualify, you need to have his invisible tattoo on your hand. He’ll even offer special financial incentives for the first 50 million Americans to sign up and get invisibly tattooed!
Would you do it?
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